I’m Tom MacMaster, and I’m a hetwhiteboy expert on Arab Lesbians. During the time I pretended to be an Arab Lesbian online, I became the foremost authority on all things Arab and Lesbian.
Some people say that no man can truly understand feministism.
But once I sat down to pee. That taught me what it was like to be a woman.
And I got real live Lesbians to email me and I read what they said. So I know exactly how Lesbians think.
And I pretended to be Arab. Now I know all there is to know about the Middle East.
But just because I’m a hetwhiteboy, nobody wants to listen to what I have to say. That’s discrimination, that’s what that is.
And I’m getting darn sick and tired of it.